'Member how I mentioned the other day that I won one of Meg Cabot's t-shirts? And how I promised to blog my winning entry? This is me coming through on that promise, even though my entry was slightly embarrassing. She asked who we would trade bodies with if we had the chance and it was right before the Office finale, so I was a tad side-tracked from any of my more rational choices, like Tina Fey or Grace Kelly (albeit, an alive version of Grace Kelly) or Ina Garten. Instead, here's what I told her.
"Dear Meg,
Body swapping? Hands down, I'd pick Jenna Fischer. I don't really think I need a reason beyond the fact that she gets to KISS JOHN KRASINSKI.
In case that's not enough, I do have additional facts to back my choice up.
1. She's super down-to-earth, which you don't see a whole lot in Hollywood.
2. She's got an amazing figure, but isn't obsessed with her body image. (See: what you don't see a whole lot in Hollywood.)
3. She gets to spend her days being a great actress on the set of The Office.
4. She's, like, bff with Angela Kinsey.
5. She still shops at (and adores!) Target. Me too!
6. Her wardrobe is absolutely fabulous--she wears amazing dresses to awards shows and the rest of the time rocks the jeans and hoodie look. This is my ideal style--dressed way down or snazzed way up!
7. We both broke our backs in the past year, so I can totally relate to that.
8. She's got this ambition that I admire so much--it'd be great to have the courage to up and leave your home in St. Louis to move to L.A. to pursue your dream.
And lest we forgot...she gets to film multiple takes of smooching the dreamy JKras!
I rest my case."
I believe that is referred to as "writing for your audience." I've read (and loved, actually) plenty of Meg's work, so I tried to tailor my entry to what she'd be likely to write. Much to my surprise, it actually worked! I'm rather enamored by the irony of wearing a shirt that so boldly states AIRHEAD.
As a major bonus, the ever-so-awesome Pixie volunteered to send me her ARC of Airhead, which I'd been really looking forward to reading even before the t-shirt debacle. It arrived today, so I know what I'll be doing this weekend! (Other than homework, Capture the Flag, a possible haircut/dye, and the Beatles Tribute concert, of course.)
Who would you trade bodies with?
Also, while we're on the subject on winning stuff, City Streams is having a very generous giveaway, so go enter! (Wal-mart giftcards! I'm mostly opposed to Wal-mart on moral grounds, but my love for free stuff overrides almost any opposition. Plus, it is quite literally one of the four big stores in town, so I rarely have a choice but to take advantage of their always low prices. Always.) Happy weekend!
Labels: Books, Lists, Winning stuff is the best
I would have probably written the same thing because I am forever jealous of Jenna...
Yay for winning! That's awesome!
EP said...
May 30, 2008 at 6:09 PM
Are you going with the full-on bangs and dark hair? Please post pics if you decide to take a visit to the salon.
Elise said...
May 30, 2008 at 7:20 PM
OH, you make me laugh.
Q said...
May 30, 2008 at 9:46 PM
Channing Tatum cause then I would be tall? The downside is that I'd kinda want to do myself all the time. That would be inappropriate...
Ben said...
May 31, 2008 at 4:40 AM
Good choice! Hmmm. Since I have Officer Hubster to kiss, I think I'd pass up the chance to kiss J Kras.
An alive Grace Kelly is very tempting.
Gee. I don't know. I kind of like my own life right now. I think I'd like to look like somebody else but keep my life. Could I look like Amanda Peet please? (Seen in A Lot Like Love and other things.)
CityStreams said...
May 31, 2008 at 10:36 AM
PS- You get bonus points!
CityStreams said...
May 31, 2008 at 10:37 AM
I <3'd your entry. If I had to choose... I may go with yours too since I <3 <3 <3! the office. Or maybe rashida jones because she gets to be JK's gf IRL.
Anonymous said...
May 31, 2008 at 11:24 PM