Kevin Bacon Bits

I never liked playing tag in elementary school, because I am the opposite of a fast runner. I'd always get tagged first and then spend for-EV-er [/Squints] trying to get close enough to the other kids so I could end the misery and maybe catch my breath, if I was lucky to last that long. But blog tagging? Everyone wins! I believe what it says on the Alamodome--we are all winners! [/Miss Texas]

Elisabeth tagged me for the six random things meme, which I've always kinda wanted to do, so yay!

Post the rulez on your blog:

- Write six random things about yourself in a blog post

- Tag six however many people you want in your post

- Let each person know they are tagged by leaving a comment on their blog

- Let the tagger know your entry is up.

(Intro: In a fit of brilliance and/or boredom, I decided to do this Six Degrees style, a la Ken Jennings.)

1. For all the post-strike episodes, Office Tally has arranged for fans to ask questions of the writers. Brent Forrester and Justin Spitzer wrote "Did I Stutter?" and actually answered my question! How cool is that? I have had semi-contact with the writers of The Office. I'll let you guys figure out which question was mine... Also, am I the only who thinks it's weird that Dwight keeps putting odd substances on Michael's head? Last week it was vaseline and the week before it was peanut butter. Oh, Dwight! You need to get back with Angela STAT.

2. In second grade, we had a writing prompt about what we would do if we opened a brand new jar of peanut butter and "HELP!" was scratched into the otherwise shiny top? My story involved using a recliner-turned-rocket to go into space to save the aliens. (The aliens were the ones in distress, natch.) To this day, every time I break out a new jar I wonder if this will be the time I find the call for help.

3. Help! is an incredible Beatles album, but it's not my favorite. That honor goes to the one and only Abbey Road. It's so tightly-crafted from start to finish, which is ironic given that the band was so not tight at that period. George Harrison is at his absolute peak and John and Paul aren't half-bad, either. Maybe someday I'll do a full review of what I love about it...there is so much I could write. From the opening shoop of "Come Together" to the bizarre and yet somehow apropos finish of "Her Majesty," Abbey Road will forever hold a place in my musical heart.

4. While other girls dreamed of being the long-lost daughters of Her Majesty the Queen, I dreamed of being the long-lost daughter of Tim and Jill Taylor. Yes, I wanted desparately to be the fourth child on Home Improvement. This show was my first taste into traditional sitcoms and it was the one show we would watch as a family on a weekly basis. Remember when the NASA astronauts visited and Gothic Mark and jokes about Al's mother? Amazing.

5. I had this astronaut uniform as a young'un that I'd decorate with badges from the Forest Service and my grandpa's old Army pins. I wanted so bad to go into space. That dream turned into deciding to be an aerospace engineer in high school and that dream turned into one day of engineering classes in college. Yeah, not for me. I liked the idea of it, but the thought of actually doing that for the rest of my freaking life had me a little keyed up and not in a good way. I dropped those classes like they were hotter than Ben Affleck in Armageddon and moved on.

6. I keep a keychain of Malibu Barbie on my keys. The reasoning behind this is tri-fold. 1) It's really easy to grab out of my purse. 2) It reminds me of my time at the toy store and also of high school, when a few friends called me "Barbie." Blond and skinny will get you that. 3) Depending on my mood, it signifies that a) I can be a strong, capable, multi-talented woman, because Barbie's an awesome girl power symbol or b) I don't want to be conformist (see: high school) and Barbie's the ideal symbol of people who need distraction from the pathetic emptiness of their meaningless, consumer-driven lives. [/Kat Stratford] Plus, she's also super cute and probably has a slew of hot boyfriends, named Brent or Justin.



Tag! The Roommate Edition: Marlayna, KK, and Elise! You're it!

6 comments:

#1--Her Majesty is AN AMAZING song and I always forget that until I hear it and then I'm like "I LOVE THIS SONG!" and then it's over in an instant and I'm sad.

#2--Malibu Barbie was my first Barbie. Her creepy tan was...interesting...but I lived in LA so it seemed appropriate.

#3--I <3 Home Improvement.

May 8, 2008 at 12:19 PM  

Ha! This was so awesome!

May 8, 2008 at 12:34 PM  

Let's hear it for the Sandlot references!

1. I am so shamefully behind on Office episodes. I blame the South and my apartment management company, as well as my own lazy butt because, hello, they're available online!

2. What kind of sick writing prompt is this? On the other hand, I bet it would be fun to be a reader of these essays, because second graders are pretty awesome.

3. Abbey Road is my favorite, too! Rounding out the Top Three are probably Revolver and the White Album.

4. Oh, the mullets on that show. Love!

5. Ah, Armageddon. I had the hugest crush on Ben Affleck, and totally saw that movie multiple times in the theater.

6. Yay for great keychains! I used to have a squeezy (think stress-ball material) cannoli on my keys, but it has fallen apart. Now I just rely on the hugeness of my Volkswagen key to distinguish the feel of my keys from all the other stuff in my enormous bag.

May 8, 2008 at 3:10 PM  

Ha! I love that all your things connected.

May 8, 2008 at 4:50 PM  

I absolutely loved the weird writing prompts in elementary school. I hope to someday find my old journals and laugh about the things written there from prompts like that one.

And I used to LOVE Home Improvement, too. Except I didn't want to be the fourth child. I wanted to be JTT's girlfriend. He was a dreamboat back in the day...

May 8, 2008 at 10:42 PM  

Gretchen, let me know if you get this............first time ever to leave a comment on any blog sight (ya, I know, singularly distinct and curiously wonderful). Fun stuff to read....keep up the, well, bloggin'!

Barry

August 11, 2008 at 11:14 AM  

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