Gretch-a-sketch (old)

Hey, this is Michael from It's 3 o'clock in the morning! For some reason that I have yet to figure out, Gretchen has deemed me worthy to post on her blog. ("That blog has wohds on it..") (20 points if you get that quote) One thing that I am always afraid of when I guest post is the regular readers being all, "OMGWTFBBG? Who is this guy, and why did Gretch-a-sketch let him post? That was pointless!" Think about it. None of you guys reading this post subscribed to her blog so that you could hear about my life. Who the heck am I anyway?

Let's play a game I like to call Pretend.

Ok, so you open up your reader in the morning and you see... *GASP* A new post from Gretch-a-sketch!! Holy Blog Post Batman! I love that girl! You open up the post, get cozy with your cup of *insert favorite morning beverage*, and begin to read.

What.

This is not my favorite blogger!

This is some nasty old GUY!!

I'm sorry.

If I could make it up to you I would.

HOWEVER, I have an idea. Since dear sweet Gretch-a-sketch is gone for a while, let's all gossip about her!

Everybody say one (or more) nice (true!) things about Gretch-a-sketch, and I will personally reward the nicest comment with a gift. I don't know what's gonna be in the gift, but expect a treasure trove of random useful and useless stuff, including, but not limited to: A starbucks gift card, some French Vanilla Coffee Scrub, your very own cd with a lot of what I like to call cool music, and some other random stuff.