In roughly two weeks, I move away from my teeny college town. I'm not terribly saddened by this fact, but there are a few things I'll miss, such as the quaint homes, the cheap theater, and the crime report.

1. Unlocked door at Maurice's--No biggie, but did the police really need to be called in on this? I mean really?

2. Theft (wooden pallets from Albertsons)--"Hey guys! I know where we can get wood for our bonfire! Oh yeah, I had a roommate who did this all the time!" I am 100% positive this is what happened.

3. Complaint of elderly woman harassing subject with homemade jelly--Maybe it's best not to know.

9 comments:

Hahaha.

July 8, 2008 at 6:21 PM  

oh wow that last one is great. I <3s it.

July 8, 2008 at 7:25 PM  

I love small town paper crime listings. I will one day cut out the listing of a "cat being caught in a tree," that would be hilarious.

July 8, 2008 at 7:54 PM  

Oh, the last one made me laugh. Quite a lot.

July 8, 2008 at 9:22 PM  

"Come ON, it's rhubarb!" (said in a threatening tone.)

July 9, 2008 at 4:06 AM  

I'm really curious to know what it is that you do that lets you get your hands on police logs. It sounds like it'd be fun.

July 9, 2008 at 7:22 AM  

Harrasing with jam!?! It sounds like Stars Hallow. I want to move to your town.

July 9, 2008 at 8:47 AM  

When I was in college I used to LOVE reading the police log. I definitely miss it.

July 9, 2008 at 2:12 PM  

Haha, Gretchen! These are Rexburg classics. That was my favourite part about being News Editor for the Scroll - I got to read all the Police Logs! And by the way, you should definately stop by Temple Square in the fall.

July 12, 2008 at 10:34 PM  

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