In roughly two weeks, I move away from my teeny college town. I'm not terribly saddened by this fact, but there are a few things I'll miss, such as the quaint homes, the cheap theater, and the crime report.
1. Unlocked door at Maurice's--No biggie, but did the police really need to be called in on this? I mean really?
2. Theft (wooden pallets from Albertsons)--"Hey guys! I know where we can get wood for our bonfire! Oh yeah, I had a roommate who did this all the time!" I am 100% positive this is what happened.
3. Complaint of elderly woman harassing subject with homemade jelly--Maybe it's best not to know.
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Hahaha.
Holly said...
July 8, 2008 at 6:21 PM
oh wow that last one is great. I <3s it.
Anonymous said...
July 8, 2008 at 7:25 PM
I love small town paper crime listings. I will one day cut out the listing of a "cat being caught in a tree," that would be hilarious.
Bayjb said...
July 8, 2008 at 7:54 PM
Oh, the last one made me laugh. Quite a lot.
Q said...
July 8, 2008 at 9:22 PM
"Come ON, it's rhubarb!" (said in a threatening tone.)
golfwidow said...
July 9, 2008 at 4:06 AM
I'm really curious to know what it is that you do that lets you get your hands on police logs. It sounds like it'd be fun.
Belle Ecrivaine said...
July 9, 2008 at 7:22 AM
Harrasing with jam!?! It sounds like Stars Hallow. I want to move to your town.
Rachel said...
July 9, 2008 at 8:47 AM
When I was in college I used to LOVE reading the police log. I definitely miss it.
Anonymous said...
July 9, 2008 at 2:12 PM
Haha, Gretchen! These are Rexburg classics. That was my favourite part about being News Editor for the Scroll - I got to read all the Police Logs! And by the way, you should definately stop by Temple Square in the fall.
Jade said...
July 12, 2008 at 10:34 PM